Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Where do all the missing socks go?
Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it BEGINS ringing?
Why are aliens always green?
Ponder these questions.