September 19, 2009


1. Alive without breath, as cold as death.
Never thirsty, ever drinking.
All in mail, never clinking.

2. This thing all things devour,
Birds beasts trees flowers.
Slays king, ruins town,
Beats high mountain down.

3. Poor people have it,
Rich people want it,
And if you eat it you die.

4. I'm as light as a feather,
yet the strongest man can't hold me for long.

5. Try name three days in a row without using,
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Things to Ponder

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Where do all the missing socks go?
Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it BEGINS ringing?
Why are aliens always green?

Ponder these questions.

September 10, 2009

The Consumers Guarantees Act

Mr Woody told us this morning that you can not say you are selling something you're not. But Mr Woody was incorrect. It was on the first link which in bold a title stated The Act Does Not Cover items bought over auction and several other places. This means I could sell you a packet of chips filled with air.

Mr Woody fed us mistakes, which are big mistakes.